TABLE OF CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION..........................................................................1

"YOU'RE WHAT?"........................................................................9

WHAT EXACLTY IS A VASECTOMY ANYWAY?................................15

A ZOMBIE IN CVS......................................................................25

SNIP HISTORY 101...................................................................29

HOW TO FIND YOUR DOCTOR.....................................................33

VASECTOMY TECHNIQUES..........................................................37

THE COST TO BE SNIPPED..........................................................43

SEX! SEX! SEX!..........................................................................47

MAN...THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE SEEKING ORGANISM..................55

THE CONSULTATION..................................................................59

"V" DAY ARRIVES!.....................................................................63

Dr. SEAMAN SAYS......................................................................69

BEST DAYS TO GET SNIPPED.......................................................79

VASOWEAR+ICE+REMOTE=SURVIVAL!........................................87

TOP 23 "SNIP FLIX" TO WATCH...................................................91

$204,060.00.............................................................................97

SPERM CONCERNS....................................................................103

FLIP YOUR SNIP! (REVERSALS).................................................107

THE JOYS OF NOT "PULLING OUT".............................................111

REAL LIFE SNIP STORIES..........................................................117

SURVEY SAYS!.........................................................................125

THE OFFICIAL VASECTOMY QUIZ...............................................135

MEET DR. BLOCK......................................................................139

THE FINAL CUT........................................................................153

GLOSSARY OF VASECTOMY TERMS.............................................157